Mom's catching wind of my vernacular
- Mom: You have an orthodontist appointment Monday.
- Me (thinking to self how Common App's due date is also on Monday): WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME.
- Mom: What?!
- Mom: Who hate you? Why they hate you? Everybody love you!
- Mom: YOU TALK COO-COO.
- Mom: I AM TIRED TALKING TO YOU. NO MAKE SENSE.