(au∫tin)sibly sensible

missdreass:

1. A few clowns short of a circus
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
4. A few beers short of a six-pack
5. A few peas short of a casserole
6. Doesn’t have all his corn flakes in one box
7. The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead
8. One taco short of a combo platter
9. All foam, no beer
10. The cheese slid off his cracker
11. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes a 3 to grunt
12. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
13. Too much yardage between the goal posts
14. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
15. As smart as bait
16. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
17. Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
18. His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
19. No grain in the silo
20. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

davidkendall

nikkieisdope:

i found a liver donor :]

:D!